Last Minute Guide to Surviving a Zombie Attack in Chelsea
PUBLISHED Mar 19, 2012
Manhattan, NY / Entertainment / Sports
Here's the situation: Zombie infection has taken over the island of Manhattan. The whole island is under quarantine by the CDC. All bridges and tunnels are closed. It's is the belief of the gov't that this was a terrorist attack and Al Qaeda has taken responsibility for releasing the pathogen that created the zombies. It's estimated that 90% of the inhabitants of Manhattan have been infected. That's about 1.3 million zoms walking the streets. The POTUS is prepared to drop bombs on Manhattan if they are unable to contain the infestation.
Your goal is to get our of the city as fast as possible, travel light and stay protected. This guide will get you from the center of Chelsea to across the Hudson where rescue centers have been set up.
Cover photo via flickr user asterix611.
1. Protect Your Fleshy Bits
2. Arm Yourself, Batter Up
3. Squirrel! Create a Distraction
4. Time to Take a Spin
5. Get Ready for the Ride of Your Life
6. Paddle Yourself to Safety
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Protect Your Fleshy Bits
211 W 20th St, Manhattan, NY, 10011, US -
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Arm Yourself, Batter Up
636 6th Ave, Manhattan, NY, 10011, US -
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Squirrel! Create a Distraction
119 W 23rd St, Manhattan, NY, 10011, US -
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Time to Take a Spin
134 W 24th St, Manhattan, NY, 10001, US -
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Get Ready for the Ride of Your Life
275 7th Ave, Manhattan, NY, 10001, US -
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Paddle Yourself to Safety
66 12th Ave, Manhattan, NY, 10011, US