PUBLISHED Apr 10, 2012
Manhattan, NY / Entertainment
For two and a half years I went out with a girl named Connie. I thought she was the one. Should've known. Most girls named "Connie" are usually slutty. Anyway, Connie dumped me recently and traded up for a hedge fund manager in the financial district. You know the d-bag type: prone to high-five-ing and woo-hoo-ing in bars with his other backwards baseball cap wearing d-bag buddies. They travel in packs, you know. I'm having a hard time getting over it, so I thought I would share a tour of how the break-up went down. Call it therapeutic.
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