Rides I'm too fat to climb

Rides I'm too fat to climb

MF

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Cascade-Chipita Park, CO / Outdoors / Sights / Sports

Beautiful / Scenic stretches of road perfect for cycling around the US. Unfortunately I'm too fat and out of shape to ride any of them.

1. Pikes Peak, CO

Pikes Peak America's Mountain

5050 Pike National Forest Pikes Peak Highway Cascade-Chipita Park, CO, 80809

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7,850 ft of climbing for 19 miles with an average grade of 6.7%. Not a chance for 'ole mikey fatface.
MIXSEE MAP GOES HERE!

2. Mt Washington, NH

Mt Washington

White Mountain National Forest Gulfside Trail Jackson, NH, 03846

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7.6 miles, average elevation grade of 12% with long stretches at 18-22%. No thanks!
MIXSEE MAP GOES HERE!

3. Whiteface Mountain, NY

Whiteface Mountain

Whiteface Memorial Highway Wilmington, NY, 12997

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3,566 feet of climbing over 7.9 miles. Ya, too fat.
MIXSEE MAP GOES HERE!

4. Onion Valley Rd. CA

Onion Valley Rd

Inyo National Forest Onion Valley Road Independence, CA, 93526

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5,169 feet of climbing over 12.5 miles. Not bloody likely.
MIXSEE MAP GOES HERE!

5. Beartooth Pass, MT

Beartooth Hwy

Shoshone National Forest Beartooth Highway Cody, WY, 82414

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5,272 feet of climbing for 30 miles. LOL!
MIXSEE MAP GOES HERE!