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Mein Kampf in the Poconos - Mixsee
Mein Kampf in the Poconos

Mein Kampf in the Poconos

MF

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Tannersville, PA / Dining / Nightlife / Shopping

My wife and I planned to go to the Poconos for the weekend. I was all set to take my bike to get in some rides in on their nice country roads.

This did not turn out to be.My wife claimed the Poconos would be covered in snow so road biking would not be an option. As it turns out, there was no snow.

This story tells the tale of activities I endured while not riding my bike.

1. Watching my wife shop

The Crossings outlet mall

Ruby Lane Tannersville, PA, 18372

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Waking for hours holding her bags, watching her shop and interrogate me with questions.

I had to draw the line for the sake of my sanity and say NO to her request to also carry her purse.
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2. LongHorn Steakhouse

LongHorn Steakhouse

250 Crossroads Mall Pennsylvania 611 Stroudsburg, PA, 18360

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Nothing better to drown away the pain of a long day walking around holding your wife's shopping bags than Longhorn Steakhouse. Every platter is 1500-3000 calories of hog fag heaven.
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3. Tubing in Shawnee Mountain

Shawnee Mountain Ski Area

401 Hollow Road East Stroudsburg, PA, 18301

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Is it wrong for a man in his 30's to find joy barreling into a bunch of kids in a large snow tube?
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